a hundred motherfuckers can't tell me nothing

danielle. 26 F. usually drunk.

basically i'm a magikarp.

makhshayfe:

Map of the US

(Source: girlsbydaylight)

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

lucariomegas:

*puts pocky stick in my mouth* see, its a metaphor, i put the weeaboo thing in my mouth without eating it, so im technically not a weeb

(Source: rihannalb)

bittercasgirl:

'the writers don't owe you shit'

actually, you know what?

they do owe us shit.

they owe everyone the respect to not promote sexism, queerphobia, rape culture, transphobia, misogyny, racism, and every other ism out there in their fucking writing

they owe everyone the respect of actually listening when minority groups call them out on certain scripts and then to take effort to correct their mistakes.

they owe everyone the respect of not throwing around jokes and subtext and then turning around and lashing out when people ask for clarification or more explicit representation of a character’s sexuality

they owe everyone the respect that you would give any other human being who supports your work and criticizes it because they want to see it succeed

specialbored:

DINNER IS COMING. (Part 1)

#so basically i need to fly to NY to go to this pizza place because reasons
this is a very good point aaron bless u and ur wisdom

this is a very good point aaron bless u and ur wisdom

#hasmoneans #sadgaymeme

(Source: bryko)

#PUTT-PUTT HELL YEAH
idk about u all but my internet friends are perfection personified

idk about u all but my internet friends are perfection personified

#hasmoneans #sadgaymeme #readerwriterdancer #u guise are my fave

like by the time he came to check on me half of my plate was cleared

sweet jesus danielle learn some self control

he literally witnessed me devour a huge burger in under 15 minutes

i’m so embarrassed omg

goddamn

fuck this waiter is so hot u guise fuuuuck

he’s been my waiter before but it’s been a while so i forgot how stunning his eyes are holy shit

i may or may not have left him a huge tip