imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
These are great.
"Calm down and drink your protein shake."
porn always ends up on your dash
it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs
you will get porn on your dash
i’m really good at making plans and then not wanting to do them when the time comes
Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.